‘We’re from KMW. Do exactly as you’re told and you won’t get hurt...'
Being grabbed off the street, blind folded, tied up and thrown into a van was not what Izzy expected to happen when she stepped out the door that morning. But when an accidental kidnapping at the hands of the sexy Ethan Chase and his 'Kidnap My Wife' sexual fantasy business leads to just that, Izzy seizes the chance to turn her misfortune into a brilliant new job opportunity…
Since then, life has been one big tangle of new client meetings, fake kidnapping pick-ups, and handling the temperamental, but drop dead gorgeous 'bad boy' Mr Chase. But, as liberating as being tied up in Ethan's life is, Izzy knows the time is fast approaching when she must make some decisions and take charge of her future. The only question is: will Ethan allow himself to be a part of it?
Chapter One
Izzy watched as the
grey van skidded round the corner and tore down the street towards her. The
driver definitely seemed to be in a rush. The van had blacked out windows, a
foreign plate and was being driven really badly. It careened across the empty
road, mounted the pavement right in front of her and stopped just before
hitting a lamppost.
She was standing
outside a recording studio and for one deliciously exciting moment, Izzy
thought someone famous might step out, with mirrored shades and a huge
entourage. Admittedly, the recording studio was generally used for making
advertising jingles, but allegedly Chesney Hawkes had once been there.
Izzy inched closer.
Nothing exciting ever happened in her sleepy little town of Greater
Chessingburyford. Maybe today…
The van doors were
suddenly thrown open and out stepped the biggest man she had ever seen in her
entire life. His elf ears were huge and stuck out into comical points, his
enormous eyes were magnified behind thick rimmed glasses. He looked friendly,
kind of sweet, like a big puppy. So it came as the biggest shock in the world
when he yanked a cotton bag over her head, threw her over his shoulder and
bundled her into the van.
Izzy heard the van
door close, plunging her into darkness. As the van took off, Izzy’s brain
finally caught up with what had just happened. She had been kidnapped.
She was lying on
the floor of the van – it was dusty and she could see a pair of black boots
out the bottom of the bag. The legs attached to them knelt by her side.
‘We’re from KMW. Do
exactly as you’re told and you won’t get hurt. Put your hands in front of you.’
Izzy obeyed,
suddenly feeling a sick wave of panic consume her.
Rope was tied
around her wrists, and although it wasn’t tight it immediately chafed her skin.
KMW? Who the bloody
hell were they? Like KGB or FBI? What did they want with her? More importantly,
what were they going to do with her? Would she be beaten and tortured? Would
they kill her once they were finished?
Her throat was dry
but she managed to find her voice. ‘What do you want?’
‘Someone wants to
see you. We’re taking you to Oakwood House now. It’s in the middle of nowhere
so no one will hear you scream,’ Black Boots said.
Izzy heard herself
take a deep shuddering breath.
‘I don’t have any
money.’
‘I don’t think it’s
your money he’s after.’ Another male voice, which somehow Izzy associated with
the huge man who had abducted her. He laughed and the lewdness of it sent
shivers down her spine.
‘Leave it out
Gizmo,’ Black Boots said.
Strong hands were
suddenly around her arms and she was pulled up and sat in a chair. ‘When we get
to the house, we’ll take you in and down to the basement. It’s been requested
that you’re tied to the bed. After that you’ll be left alone.’
Izzy felt
physically sick, her heart was racing in her ears, cold sweat prickled down her
back.
‘She’s shaking,’
Gizmo said.
‘I know,’ Black
Boots said, with a note of worry in his voice. ‘Look we’ll be there in a
minute. We need to gag you.’
The bag was pulled
from her head and she blinked in the muted light, getting her first glimpse of
Black Boots. He was young, maybe early twenties. He was good looking and had
brown eyes and warm skin of Mediterranean colouring. He proffered the bandana
and she flinched away from him. Gizmo, she noted, was calmly reading the paper.
‘Please, let me go.
I’m rubbish in bed, your boss or client will be very disappointed.’
Black Boots
narrowed his eyes as he looked at her. ‘You don’t know what this is about, do
you?’
Izzy shook her
head.
‘Crap, he’s
supposed to tell you. We say it time and time again, they have to tell them.’
‘We’re here,’
called the driver and she looked over to see the back of a shaved head in the
driver’s seat. Izzy felt the van come to a halt.
Black Boots pushed
his hair from his face and sighed. ‘Dave asked us to bring you here, you don’t
need to worry.’
‘Dave?’ Izzy asked
and Black Boots nodded. Who the bloody hell was Dave?
The door to the
back of the van was suddenly thrown open, bright sunlight temporarily blinding
her. As she opened her mouth to speak, Black Boots slipped the bandana in her
mouth and tied it round the back of her neck.
Gizmo stood up and
ducked to get out the van, then turned round and in an easy movement lifted her
carefully back over his shoulder again.
She had never been as
scared in her life as she was right then. She had read about this sort of thing
in the papers, but never thought for one moment it would ever happen to her.
They were quickly
inside and she had a chance to see dark wood flooring before Gizmo was carrying
her down some stone stairs. He walked into a dimly lit room and laid her on the
bed. Black Boots knelt on the bed next to her and lifted her arms above her
head to tie them to the headboard.
Something snapped
inside of her, there was no way she was going to let this happen. She lashed
out with her feet, kicking Gizmo in the side of the face. He leapt back with a
wail, she elbowed Black Boots in the nose and blood spurted from it
satisfyingly. She leapt up and ran but only managed to get two feet before
Gizmo had grabbed her and dragged her, kicking and wriggling back to the bed. Black
Boots quickly held her feet down while Gizmo tied her hands proficiently to the
headboard.
‘Jesus,’ Gizmo
rubbed his head. ‘Anyone would think she doesn’t want to get shagged.’
Black Boots touched
his nose. ‘This is exactly why she should have been told. I don’t get paid
enough for this.’
Izzy wriggled
against her restraints, pulling on the rope so hard it made her wrists sore.
‘Good luck to her
husband, that’s all I can say, she’s going to skin him alive,’ Gizmo said.
There were
footsteps on the stairs and Black Boots looked towards them. ‘Why the hell
didn’t you tell her? That’s part of our agreement. She’s petrified.’
‘I did,’ said a voice,
veiled in the darkness.
Izzy strained her
eyes to look at her kidnapper and slowly he emerged into the light. A thin,
scrawny looking man with glasses peered at her.
‘Who the hell is
that?’
‘Your wife,’ Gizmo
said.
‘No she bloody
isn’t.’
Black Boots looked
back at her, his tanned cheeks suddenly going pale. ‘That’s not your wife?’
Scrawny Man shook
his head. ‘I’ve never seen her before in my life.’
They all stared at
her. Maybe there was some little ray of hope. They’d clearly kidnapped the
wrong person and now she would be set free.
‘Hang on a minute,’
Scrawny Man said. ‘If she’s here, who the hell has got my wife?’
‘No one, there are
no other teams. Your wife is probably still standing at the pick-up point. Or
gone home, bored of waiting.’
‘Bloody hell, I’ve
paid four hundred pounds for this and you can’t even pick up the right woman. I
bought Viagra and everything.’
‘Look, Ethan will
be in touch with you. We’ll arrange a full refund or an alternative date but
right now we have the very small matter of abducting a complete stranger off
the street to deal with.’ Black Boots gestured to Izzy in exasperation and
Scrawny Man nodded.
‘Right, of course.
If the press get hold of this I want full anonymity.’
‘The press won’t
get hold of this – besides, you’re not actually doing anything wrong.’
Scrawny Man nodded
again. ‘I better call my wife.’
Izzy watched as he
retreated back up the stairs. Gizmo and Black Boots continued to stare at her.
‘What are we going
to do now?’ Gizmo asked.
‘I can’t believe
you grabbed the wrong woman.’
‘Me? You told me it
was her.’
‘The boss is going
to kill us,’ Black Boots said.
‘We could not tell
him.’
‘How do you suppose
that’s going to work? We let her go now, she’ll go straight to the police. The
police will come straight to Ethan with your description, you’re hardly
inconspicuous.’
Gizmo paled. ‘I’m
not going back to jail, no way.’
Izzy moaned against
her gag and Black Boots approached her like she was a caged wild animal.
Carefully he
removed the bandana from her mouth.
‘Please, let me go.
There’s obviously been some terrible mistake. I promise, I won’t go to the
police. I won’t tell anyone.’
Black Boots looked
back at Gizmo. Gizmo shook his head, ‘She’s seen our faces. There’s no way I’m
letting her go.’
‘Are you insane?
We’re not criminals. What are you going to do with her, kill her and dump her
body where no one will ever find her?’
Izzy’s heart, which
had been slowing when she realised she wasn’t the intended target, started
galloping again.
‘Please. Please
don’t hurt me.’
‘We’re not going to
hurt you.’ Black Boots leaned over to untie her from the headboard. But as she
sat up Gizmo marched over and pulled the bag back over her head.
‘What are you
doing?’ Black Boots said.
‘We’ll take her to
the boss, he’ll know what to do.’
‘Jesus, Gizmo,
we’re just making this situation worse.’
But Gizmo, it
seemed, wasn’t to be talked out of this. He picked her up and threw her over
his shoulder again. She saw the stone steps and then the gravel outside, and
she was back inside the darkness of the van a moment later
*
The van journey was
quite short but Gizmo and Black Boots were silent.
They surely weren’t
going to kill her.
But she had seen
their faces, she knew the van’s number plate off by heart. Why would they let
her go?
How had it come to
this? Her day had started so normally. Since being fired from her job two weeks
before, she hadn’t had to get up too early, but her beloved cat Pete had woken
her up demanding to be fed. She’d studiously ignored the first trickle of bills
that had arrived on her doorstep. There were bound to be many more to come. She’d
fed the cat, fed herself the remains of the cereal, gone for a run and spent
three hours applying for different jobs. Bar maid, waitress, secretary,
cleaner, bin man – or in her case, bin lady – sports coach, carpenter and driver’s mate, she’d
applied for them all. She came across well on the phone, she had good
experience and was never sick. She worked hard and most people seemed
interested until they asked the fateful question. ‘Why did you leave your last
job?’ Being fired for breaking her boss’s nose was not a selling point. Most
people rapidly lost interest after that.
She’d wandered down
to the college to see if there were any more free courses she could sign up for
but she’d already done most of them. She’d just been on her way to meet her
Aunt Sophie for coffee when Gizmo and Black Boots had crashed into her life.
The van stopped and
she heard them climb out, leaving her alone in the darkness.
‘WHAT?’ roared a
voice nearby as no doubt their boss, Ethan, was just informed they had
kidnapped the wrong person.
‘WHAT?’ roared
Ethan even louder as he was no doubt told she was still tied up in the van with
a bag over her head. He sounded like a man not to mess with and Izzy found
herself shaking again.
She heard running
footsteps and the van door was thrown open. The bag was yanked from her head
and she looked into the fierce blue eyes of the most freaking gorgeous man she
had ever seen. He was huge, not quite as big as Gizmo in height but certainly
the same broadness. He had curly dark hair and the same Mediterranean skin tone
as Black Boots, which made the azure blue eyes stand out even more. In fact his
eyes didn’t belong in someone so dark and they made him look interesting and
unusual. He stared at her for a moment. Was he checking her out? Izzy nearly
laughed at this crazy thought – she was dressed in tatty leggings, an oversized
hoodie and battered knee high boots, there was definitely nothing sexy about
her, but the look in his eyes was undeniably hunger, as if he wanted to eat
her.
He moved forward to
grab her and Izzy flinched away from him.
‘I’m not going to
hurt you, I promise. I’m Ethan Chase. I’m so sorry about all this. Let me make
you a cup of tea and I will explain everything.’
He took her arms in
surprisingly gentle hands, pulled her to her feet and helped her down from the
van.
Her legs were
shaking and she wasn’t sure if she could stand.
‘Are you ok to
walk? Here, let me help.’
Before she could
answer, Ethan swept her up into his arms and carried her like a baby into his
office. Gizmo and Black Boots were standing to one side, looking sheepish.
‘Get out, both of
you.’
They hurried out
and Ethan placed her in a chair. He knelt next to her and started to undo the
rope around her hands. The office was a mess. There was a big desk with a phone
that was ringing quietly. Paperwork was strewn everywhere, in piles on the
floor, even on the big comfy sofa in the corner. There was a very swish looking
computer with some kind of diary on the screen and mouldy coffee cups in
various degrees of decay were all over the floor, windowsills and on top of the
filing cabinet.
Sunlight was
spilling through the open door and Izzy looked out at the fields and trees
stretching as far as the eye could see. She tried to pick out landmarks so she
knew where she was, but apart from a distant church, it was a landscape of
green.
She would escape. She
was a fast runner, she knew this. When she went jogging, she could run for very
long distances and barely break into a sweat. Gizmo and Black Boots were
lurking by the van but she could run in the other direction, leap over that
fence and be down the hill before they could get anywhere near her. She looked
at Ethan. He was very strong though. The shirt he was wearing did seem to be
bulging at the arms. Even his exposed tanned forearms were muscular. The
element of surprise would help her. With her hands released she put her head in
them and pretended to cry.
‘Now, there’s no
need to cry, I know it was scary for you, and I’m really sorry for that…’ he
leaned in to comfort her and she punched him as hard as she could in the face,
sending him sprawling on the floor.
She leapt out of
her chair and ran through the door.
‘Jesus, not again,’
Black Boots said.
‘Gizmo, stop her,’
roared Ethan.
She ran towards the
fence, but her legs were shaky with the adrenaline that was coursing through
her and she couldn’t run as fast as she needed to. Gizmo lumbered towards her,
she swung her fist in his direction but he caught both hands and threw her over
his shoulder again. She fought against him but with one strong arm round her
legs she could do very little to stop him. He plonked her back in the chair
again, grabbed the rope that Ethan had taken from her hands and tied her to the
chair.
Ethan had a blue
ice pack pressed to his eye, making him look like an obscure pirate. With his
thin lips and his dark eyebrows slashing downwards across his forehead, he was
definitely pissed.
‘Now you will
listen to me…’ Ethan started, his voice sounding like a growl.
‘HELP!’ Izzy
screamed. ‘SOMEBODY HELP ME. HELP!’
Ethan rolled his
eyes and moved into the little kitchen. As Izzy continued to scream, she
watched him pour two mugs of tea and put a splash of whisky in one of them,
then he came round and sat on the desk in front of her. He waited patiently for
her to stop screaming, but if she screamed for long enough someone was bound to
come.
After yelling for
help for a good minute or two with no sign of anyone coming to her rescue, Izzy
flopped back in the chair, exhausted.
‘Finished?’ Ethan
said.
Izzy nodded in
defeat. He clearly wasn’t going to hurt her, and with her not being the
intended target she might actually get to go home tonight with all her fingers
still attached.
‘Good. Now you’ll
listen to me. We’re a company called “Kidnap My Wife.” We offer a service to
couples who want to spice up their sex life by staging a kidnapping. We agree a
time and place with the couple for the wife to be waiting at, we turn up in our
van, kidnap the wife and take her to our house down the road where the husband
is waiting. What happens next is a variation on a theme, the wife can be tied
to a bed, or a chair, the husband normally acts out some kind of fantasy for
him or her, and they end up having sex. It’s all above board and legal and
hugely popular. We’ve been operating for about five years now. With the
popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey
our list of clients has gone through the roof. It seems all women like to be
tied up and threatened. Claire Reynolds was our client today, you look a lot
like her I’m afraid and were in the right place at the right time. She must
have been running late. You have my complete and utter apologies. I can assure
you this type of thing has never happened before.’
Izzy blinked at
him. It all sounded very plausible. She looked around the office for any
evidence to this and sure enough she could see several headed sheets of paper
with the ‘Kidnap My Wife’ logo on the top.
‘Now I’m going to
untie you, you’re going to drink this tea and we can talk about some kind of
compensation before I take you home.’
He knelt next to
her and untied the rope with skilful fingers. The bruise on his eye looked
painful.
‘I’m sorry I
punched you,’ Izzy said, quietly.
He didn’t say
anything as he shoved the cup of tea into her hand.
She went to take a
sip but the smell of whisky was strong and she pulled a face.
‘Drink it.’ Ethan
glared at her and she quickly took a big gulp. The whisky burned the back of
her throat but at another scowl from Ethan she took another big sip.
‘Here.’ He passed
her the ice pack. ‘Put this on the back of your hand, it will be sore
tomorrow.’
She obliged and
watched him go back round the other side of his desk. He shifted a big pile of
papers from there onto the floor and sat down watching her.
‘So how much to
make you forget about this?’
Compensation? That
hardly seemed fair, yes she had been terrified but it had been a genuine
mistake. All three men were going to have bruises to show for their accidental
brush with her. Surely that made them even.
‘Shall we say two
thousand pounds?’
Izzy choked on her
tea and she saw the small smug smile of satisfaction from Ethan, knowing she
had been bought.
Two thousand
pounds. Bloody hell. That would give her spending money for her trip to
Australia. If she was careful, it would pay for her bills and her food too, for
the next five weeks until she left.
Ethan rifled
through the papers on his desk until he found the cheque book. He quickly
filled it in and offered it across the table towards her.
She looked at the
three zeros, shining temptingly with their wet ink. Why shouldn’t she take it,
she had been traumatised after all. But a small business like this, two
thousand pounds could be the make or break of it. What if this money was the
difference between paying their bills and putting food on their table? What if
giving her money would bankrupt them? She wouldn’t take it.
The phone rang
incessantly between them and suddenly an idea formed in her head. It was mean
and underhand but right then she didn’t care.
‘I don’t want your
money.’
Ethan looked
confused by this.
‘I want a job.’
His eyebrows shot
up. ‘Are you kidding?’
‘That’s the deal. Take
it or leave it.’
‘I’m not giving you
a job.’
‘I’m sure the
police would be very interested in my story. Taking you to court and suing you
for traumatisation would be long and messy. Poor Gizmo out there could end up
behind bars again. The papers get wind of this and it’s all over for your
company.’
His eyes flashed. The
cheque was crumpled in his tight fist. He stood up, towering over her. ‘That’s
blackmail.’
She stood up too,
though this did nothing to diminish the height difference between them.
‘That’s correct, it
is. I’m good though. I can type a hundred and twenty words per minute, I did
events management as part of my business studies degree, so something like this
is perfect for me. I have years of secretarial experience in various different
roles. I work hard, I will be here nine to five every day to answer your phone.
I’ll clear up all this mess and establish some proper system round here. You’re
obviously good at what you do to run this company for five years and still be
standing, but I’m guessing you’d be better suited in the field. If I’m here
dealing with the paperwork and the phone calls then you can have two teams out
doing the kidnapping. You and Baldy in one van and Gizmo and Black Boots in the
other. And most importantly I can implement procedures that will assure this
kind of thing never happens to anyone else ever again.’
Izzy could see the
vein in his neck pulsing away but he didn’t say anything so she pushed home her
trump card.
‘I’ll be going to
Australia in just over five weeks, so even if you hate me being here, in five
weeks I’ll be gone.’
‘How long are you gone
for?’
‘Six weeks
initially, maybe longer. I may get a job out there so I’m not sure if or when
I’d be coming back. I wouldn’t expect you to hold my job open for me when it
could be months before I return.’
‘You’ll need good
references.’
Izzy shook her
head. ‘No references.’
He narrowed his
eyes.
‘You gave Gizmo a
job despite his criminal record, you can give me a job on face value too.’
‘Gizmo is my
brother. I don’t know you.’
‘Six weeks.’
‘Three. Then if I’m
not happy you leave without a word.’
‘Fine, but you’ll
still pay me for those three weeks. Six hundred pounds a week.’
‘Three hundred.’
‘Four hundred and
fifty or I walk out of here now and go straight to the police.’
He glared at her,
breathing heavily through his nose. ‘I want you here at eight-thirty tomorrow
morning.’
She nodded, barely
able to believe her luck.
‘And you’ll dress a
lot smarter than you’re dressed now.’
She nodded again.
‘Now get out of my
sight.’
She hurried out the
door into the warm welcome sunshine and Gizmo straightened from leaning on the
van, ready to catch her again if need be.
‘Gizmo,’ Ethan
called over her shoulder. ‘Take her home.’
Gizmo opened the
van door for her chivalrously and she ran towards it before Ethan could change
his mind.
‘Wait.’ Ethan
appeared in the doorway. ‘What’s your name?’
‘Isabelle
Franklin.’
Ethan nodded and
walked back inside, slamming the door between them.
*
The Frog and
Sausage was warm and cosy, with little booths under turret type roofs and
winding stairs that led to further seating areas. It was one of Izzy’s
favourite places in the world. The food was amazing, the customers friendly and
laidback and right now she was sitting next to a roaring fire listening to the
rain howling outside.
It didn’t sit right
with her, blackmailing Ethan into giving her a job. She just wasn’t that sort
of person. Being underhand and conniving was not part of her make-up. She would
just have to prove to Ethan that she was a hard worker and that he hadn’t made
a mistake in hiring her.
The door slammed
open and amongst the leaves and rain that blew in, so did a bedraggled yeti,
hair like a bush, struggling with her umbrella. The yeti forced the door
closed, dumped the now broken umbrella in a stand near the door and planted a
wet kiss on Izzy’s cheek before sitting down at the table and taking a big glug
of cider.
Izzy smiled at her.
Bex always made a dramatic entrance. Bex swept the tangle of blonde hair out of
her face, ran her fingers through it and seconds later the effortless beauty
that Bex so easily pulled off had returned. Izzy always thought that Bex could
be a supermodel, being so tall. She had big pouty lips that many women would
pay good money to have, flawless skin, big blue eyes and a great pair of
breasts. She was stunning. Unfortunately the fashion industry didn’t see beauty
in size twenty women, which was their loss, Izzy thought.
‘Good day at the
office?’
Bex shrugged. ‘My
teeth fell out when I was with a visitor. It was hardly the professional image
I was going for.’
Bex’s job was as
far removed from the glamour of the catwalk as it could be. Working for The
London Dungeon as one of the historical characters meant she spent most of the
day wearing filthy clothes and looking as ugly and hideous as she possibly
could be.
‘I’m sure teeth
falling out works quite well with what you do, adds to the gore.’
‘When your fake
black teeth fall out leaving behind a perfect set of white gnashers, it kind of
lacks the authenticity my job requires. I couldn’t find my teeth this morning
so I had to borrow someone else’s and of course they didn’t fit and kept
falling out. For the most part I managed to hide it, but during one big speech
they fell out, straight onto the floor. The visitors all just burst out
laughing, I was gutted. I had to quickly pick them up and put them back in, but
they were already covered in ten tons of fur and dirt. It felt like I was
chewing on fluff for the rest of the day. But I did scare the crap out of a few
grown men and made a few children cry so yes, it was a pretty good day.’
‘You’ll miss it
when you leave.’
‘Yes I will. How
was your day?’
Izzy felt the smile
stretch on her face. ‘I’ve got a job.’
‘That’s fantastic,
well done Iz, doing what?’
‘Have you heard of
a company called, “Kidnap My Wife?”’
Bex’s face fell. ‘Isabelle
Franklin, what have you got yourself involved in?’
‘It’s nothing
dodgy. It’s a fantasy role play thing. We kidnap men’s wives and take them to
some big house and the husbands tie them up and have sex with them.’
‘How is that not
dodgy?’
‘It’s not, the
wives know about it. Think Fifty Shades
of Grey on a lesser scale.’
‘So people pay to
be kidnapped and tied up?’
‘Yes.’
‘And what’s your
job in all of this sordidness, you better not be the one being tied up.’
‘No – office work,
answering calls and all that.’
Bex was clearly
still not happy about it. ‘Who do you work for?’
‘Ethan Chase.’
Her eyes widened. ‘Ethan
Chase? Oh god honey, you don’t half pick them. Couldn’t you get a nice sensible
job in a library or somewhere safe like that, working for some eighty year old
man that loves poetry and bird watching?’
‘What’s wrong with
Ethan?’
‘What’s right with
him? His family have a terrible reputation, if you’d grown up round here you
would have heard of him. He’s a total womaniser too, different woman every
week. He lays on all the charm, wines and dines them and they’re putty in his
hands. Then he shags them and never speaks to them again.’
‘Well that’s ok
then, I don’t plan to sleep with him – just work for him.’
‘Or under him.’
‘Bex…’
‘Is he fit?’
Izzy shrugged. ‘If
you like that sort of thing.’
‘And what sort of
thing is that?’
‘Big, muscular,
blue eyes that look inside you.’
‘So yes then. Just
don’t be another notch on his bedpost. My friend’s sister went out with him. He
took her to dinner, shagged her and she never heard from him again. She did say
he was like a god between the sheets though and if she had the chance to do it
all over again she would in a heartbeat.’
Izzy stared at her
glass, not quite sure what to do with this information.
‘Good with his
tongue too, if you know what I’m saying.’
‘I think everyone
in this pub knows what you’re saying. He’s my boss. I’m not going to sleep with
him. How awkward would that be once it turned sour – which it sounds like it would do. And he would have
to be a complete idiot to sleep with one of his employees. Rule number one,
don’t mix business with pleasure.’
‘So you’re not
attracted to him at all?’
‘No.’ That was a
lie. She knew it and Bex knew it.
‘Does he have a
nice arse?’
‘I hadn’t noticed.’
Though Izzy knew Bex had seen her blush. Thankfully she was momentarily saved
by the arrival of a cowboy, wearing jeans over beaten brown boots, a blue shirt
rolled at the sleeves and a black Stetson.
‘Mmm, now that’s a
rump I’d like to get my teeth into,’ Bex said, her eyes suddenly dark with
lust.
She stood up and
stalked over to the unknowing cowboy, sank her talons into his behind and
nipped at his ear. To his credit, he only jumped a little bit, then he whirled
round and gathered her close, kissing her so deeply it was almost pornographic.
‘Put her down,’
called Brian the landlord as he plonked a pint down on the bar. ‘You don’t know
where she’s been.’
Bex parted from her
conquest and he whispered into her ear. Bex giggled. ‘Give me half hour.’
He whispered in her
ear again and her eyes widened. ‘Ten minutes then.’
Clearly satisfied
with this response, he dipped his hat in Izzy’s direction and walked back out.
Bex stared after
him for a moment, and then finally recovering herself she re-joined Izzy at
their table.
‘I’m in love with
my fiancé, did I ever mention that?’
‘Only a few
thousand times. You should have asked Gabe to join us for a drink.’
‘He’s gone home to
sort a few things out.’ Bex ran her tongue across her teeth unconsciously and
Izzy tried to block out from her mind what exactly Gabe had gone to sort out.
Izzy quickly
changed the subject. ‘So apart from the womanising are there any other reasons
I shouldn’t work for Ethan?’
‘Well rumour has it
he’s a drug dealer.’
‘Come on, I don’t
believe that for a second.’
‘I’m just saying
what I’ve heard. Whenever things get stolen in this area, everyone points to
his family. They’ve never had any money or real jobs but they all live in nice
houses. He’s got a hell of a temper.’
Izzy had already
borne witness to some of that, she could cope with grumpiness.
‘Quite violent, I
hear.’ Bex took another big gulp of cider.
‘With women?’
‘No, I’ve not heard
that, but he’s got into quite a few punch ups in his time.’
‘Maybe wrong place,
wrong time.’
‘Wrong man more
like. He hit a policeman when he was younger.’
Although Izzy was
not surprised about this, she still felt like she needed to defend him. ‘I
prefer to judge people on the type of person they are now, not who they were in
the past. We all have a history, ours is hardly squeaky clean.’
Bex had the good
grace to blush, but it was only fleetingly. ‘A leopard never changes its
spots.’
‘You’re so cynical
for someone so young.’
‘And you’re so
naïve for someone so old.’
‘Eight months
Rebecca Dale, eight months older than you does not make me old.’
‘Look, your
decrepitness aside, the whole Chase family is a bad lot from what I hear, one
of them went to prison.’
‘Gizmo. Ethan’s
brother. He’s been in prison.’
‘Sexual assault.
I’m sure it was.’
Izzy felt affronted
on Gizmo’s behalf. ‘That definitely wasn’t Gizmo. He’s not the type to do
anything like that.’
‘So rapists are all
a type are they, tall, white, brown hair, evil look in their eyes?’
‘No, but Gizmo is …
kind of innocent.’
Izzy had chatted to
him when he had driven her home earlier and it had become obvious very quickly
that he had a sweet childlike naivety. He loved Ethan with a fierce loyalty
that was incredibly endearing. He loved his job, loved the frost on the trees
that clung to the bare branches like fur. He loved his dog Sampson so much that
there were fifteen photos in Gizmo’s wallet that Izzy had seen. After ten
minutes in the van with his exuberant enthusiasm Izzy had fallen a little bit
in love with him too. There was no way he could be a rapist.
‘Of Mice and Men,
that’s all I’m saying,’ Bex said.
‘He’s not stupid
Bex, nor is he violent.’
‘You always like to
see the best in people.’
‘And you always
like to see the worst.’
‘I’m a realist.’
‘I’m an optimist.’
Bex smiled. ‘And
that’s why I love you. Just be wary of him, both of them, and if they lay one
finger on you – you tell me and Gabe, we’ll sort them out.’
Izzy decided, then
and there, that she wouldn’t tell Bex how she had met Ethan and Gizmo in the
first place.
Bex fished around
in her bag and pulled out a pot of green cream. She stuck her fingers in and
scooped out a dollop which she rubbed into her hands. It stank of a peculiar
combination of coriander and green tea. Bex was always carrying these homemade
concoctions around with her, but her skin always looked radiant and blemish
free so it must have some benefits. Bex had made cures for dry skin, spots,
scars, burns and chapped lips to name but a few. Izzy was sure she probably had
a truth telling ointment and one for eternal life somewhere up her sleeve. Five
hundred years before, Bex would have been burned at the stake.
‘Do you have
anything for sweat spots?’ Izzy sniffed at the green gloop.
‘Where are the
spots?’
‘On my bum. I
bought some new jogging pants and I wore them once and they made me sweat so
much I came out in spots. Most of them have gone but one little bugger
remains.’
‘You’re such a
classy bird, I do wonder why you’re still single. Please tell me you’ve done
something about your scary bikini line. Last time I saw it, it was like some
kind of terrifying swamp monster was trying to escape from your pants.’
Izzy blushed. ‘Admittedly
I have let things lapse a bit lately. It’s hard to find the motivation when the
only person that sees it is me.’
‘And me. And to be
honest darling, that’s not something I ever want to see again. Come on then,
show us your spot.’
‘I’m not pulling my
jeans down in the pub for all and sundry to see.’
Bex stood up and
frogmarched Izzy into the nearest toilet. ‘Drop them.’
Izzy rolled her
eyes. She had known Bex since before she could walk. There were no secrets
between them. Izzy unzipped her jeans and slipped them down a bit so Bex could
inspect the spot.
‘Bloody hell, Iz,
that’s huge. It’s got a life of its own that one. It probably has its own brain
cells, its own thoughts. We should give it a name. Bert.’ Bex prodded it and
Izzy winced. ‘Hello Bert.’
Just then the
toilet door swung open and a very glamorous women walked in. The Frog and
Sausage had a very strict dress code. Jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, trainers,
wellies and the occasional cowboy hat were all welcome. This lady looked like
she’d come straight from Ascot with her tailored suit jacket and matching silk
dress.
She took one look
at Izzy with her bum out and Bex bent over to inspect the spot up close and
hurried back out again.
Bex burst out
laughing and Izzy groaned.
‘I’m going to the
loo whilst I’m in here, get another round in will you?’ Bex handed Izzy a
tenner.
Izzy walked out
into the pub and saw Ethan with the Ascot Lady. His eyes caught hers and Izzy
felt something shift inside her.
‘I just walked in
on two lesbians about to have sex.’ Ascot Lady was saying, pulling her jacket
tighter around her as she looked around The Frog with disgust. ‘It’s obviously
some kind of sordid gay bar. I’d like to leave.’
Ethan still didn’t
take his eyes off Izzy and Ascot Lady turned round to see what he was looking
at. ‘That’s one of them,’ she hissed.
Great. Just great.
Ethan put his arm
round Ascot Lady’s shoulders and ushered her out. He glanced back over at Izzy
as he walked out and she was sure there was a smirk on his lips.
*
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